One girl and one boy is just not enough.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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