something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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