Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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