One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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