She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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