It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
We were destined to go to rehab together
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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