hell yes lets make some ravioli
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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