I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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