I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Every concussion has its silver lining
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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