I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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