And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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