we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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