He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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