In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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