So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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