If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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