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So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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