Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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