People with herpes should wear stickers.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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