I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
only if we run a train.
done.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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