I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
this will be a night to untag.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
