you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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