when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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