I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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