So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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