Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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