Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Randomize
