I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
You made out with two different species that night
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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