Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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