So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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