I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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