I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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