Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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