so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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