Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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