Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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