no. you can't hotbox the world.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
