Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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