How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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