I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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