What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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