No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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