So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
porn star boner night. come get it.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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