Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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