The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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