I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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