idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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