So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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