Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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