And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
We had sex on a dog bed..
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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